Not all heroes wear capes, some wear booty shorts. (via anguyenballer)
i’m like heinz doofenshmirtz because i, too, like being petty, singing off-key, and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason
I also think of myself as evil but am at best a minor inconvenience.
me about myself: interesting concept but poor execution!
Laura Hecquet, of Paris Opera Ballet. Photo by Little Shao.
(via AlsBoy)
How fucking strong must those suits be for the guy to view crashing as a mild inconvenience
10/10 form
“Aw shucks”
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”
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me:
*has a problem that needs to be addressed directly*
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me:
if I fake my death right now i'll literally never have to deal with it
For everyone who survived the first few months of 2016 but is actually dying inside